My Eight Incredible Legs
By Student #1

If I had eight legs instead of two,
They would take up the whole pew.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would say “ah-choo” then blow a kazoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d beat you at kung –fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d squiggle my hair in shampoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d be invisible for you to breakthrough.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d go to the zoo and turn red, white, and blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d get a crazy hairdo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d rule Kailey Avenue.

By: Student #2,
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If I Had Eight Legs Instead of Two…
By: Student #3

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would drink eight Yoo- hoo’s.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be scary when I say Boo!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would never want to switch-a-roo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would hold eight tickets to go to Malibu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would pet kangaroos!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would not want to walk to Timbukto.



Eight Legs
By: Student #4

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could do kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would wear red, white, and blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could ride a kangaroo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could go to twenty drive-thrus.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could do a switcheroo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could wear more navy blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could have a big hairdo.



Spider Legs
By: Student #5

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to the zoo and scare a kangaroo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d be able to wear eight tutus.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d be able to quickly barbecue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I wouldn’t be able to go through a drive-through.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d beat every body in kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d be able to quickly stew my brew.



The Amazing Eight Legs
By: Student #6

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would sneak up on someone and say boo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
At movie theaters I would have a great view.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would out run you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to screw eight nails instead of two.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
On eight legs I would be able to get a tattoo.



If I Had Eight Legs
By: Student #7

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could do kung fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could plant bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could barbecue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
My paper fast I would redo.

It I had eight legs instead of two,
I could run to the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could use a bird’s eye view.



If I Had Eight Legs Instead of Two
By: Student #8

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would need help tying my shoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I wouldn’t need super glue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would still ask my sister to pick me up in the drive-though.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would get an interview.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would scare the people in Malibu.



My Eight Legs
By: Student #9

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would see Shamu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would do kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would get eight tattoos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go up a mountain too,

If I had eight legs instead of two,
A skateboard trick I would do.



IF I HAD EIGHT INSTEAD OF TWO
By: Student #10

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I’LL HOLD EIGHT BABYS THAT SAY GOO-GOO.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I CAN JUMP HIGHER THEN A KANGAROO.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I WON’T FALL IN KUNG FU.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I CAN HELP EIGHT KIDS WITH THERE BOO BOO.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I CAN HELP TIE EIGHT SHOES.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I CAN HOLD A COW THAT SAYS “MOO.”



If I Eight Legs Instead of Two
By: Student #11

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would buy something new.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would say boo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to the zoo.

IF I had eight legs instead of two,
They would scare me too.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would do Kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would do my homework faster than you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would see Winnie the Pooh.



If I Had Eight Legs
By: Student #12

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could play kung-fu just like you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could go to the parking lot at the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could see Mew two just like you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could eat eight pieces of bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could eat more Irish stew.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could see more kangaroos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could buy more shoes.



Spider Legs
By: Student #13

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would paint them red, white, and blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would win at kung-fu.

If I had eight instead of two,
I would pour twice as much glue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would not get a tattoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
they would say ah-choo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be the fastest at kung-fu.



If I Had Eight Legs
By: Student #14

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I could throw a baseball into the blue.

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I would be able to sneak up and yell “BOO!”

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I could be the monster in: Scooby Doo.

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I would be the first to spot a clue!

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I would be a one man crew.

If I had eight legs Instead of two,
I would be able to run, right on cue.



If I Had Eight Legs
By: Student #16

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could get a black belt at kung-fu,

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would scare kids when I say BOO!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’ll have a clue in what to do.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be so big I would say, “Say Who.”

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would get a big hair-do.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would us my shampoo.



If I Had Eight Leg Instead Of Two
By: Student #17

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could see a bird’s eye view.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to the zoo.

If had eight legs instead of two,
I could go a find a clue.

If I had eight legs instead two,
I could say ah-choo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could have a funny hairdo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
My favorite colors would be black and blue.



If I Had Eight Legs Instead of Two
By: Student #18

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d go to Disney and see “Winnie the Pooh”.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d put on gallons of shampoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’ll get a friend who wears a tutu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d scare all the neighbors and they leave a shoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could beat my cousin in kung fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could spin a web in seconds equally a few.



My Amazing Eight Legs
By Student #19

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could do my work on cue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would not take kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could have eight tattoos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would win every game of horseshoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could play my Game cube while making Irish stew.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to a drive-through.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
My books would be overdue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would undo the knots in my eight shoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I wouldn’t eat bamboo.
If I had eight legs instead of two,
I might step on the security-system I got from The zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
At one time eight people I could interview!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could read eight books to increase my IQ.



If I had eight legs
By: Student #20

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d try to use more sticky glue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d try to find more slimy goo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could try to feel more wet dew.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could hold more balls then you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could mix more chemicals and hear boom.



Eight Legs
By: Student #21

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would buy a panda to eat bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would outgrow my little shoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
It would be easier to do my hairdo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would outdo my IQ.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go fast in a canoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be used as a hoop for a horseshoe.



Legs
By: Student #22

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d eat a cashew in the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d eat bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d get a tattoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d thank you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d see you.



If I Had Eight Legs Instead of Two
By: Student #23

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d knock on doors and say boo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d paint my house blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d bring six waters and run to the Avenue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d buy eight horseshoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d buy eight binoculars to see the view.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d paint my legs red, white, and blue.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d dress up like Winnie the Pooh.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d count to eight by twos.



The Weird Moment
By Student #24

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could climb better than you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could get more bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go get the tissues box before I ah-choo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could hold more archery too!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could go faster in my canoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could get my friends in peek a boo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
My project I would undo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could have four bags of cashews.



IF HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO
BY: Student #25

IF I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have a very good view.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could step on goo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I wouldn’t know what to do.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could scare a kangaroo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could have more time to do more stuff to do.



IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO
BY: Student #26

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I WOULD LEARN KUNG FU.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I COULD READ A BOOK WHILE A BALLOON I BLEW.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I COULD PUT ON MORE BANDAIDS WHEN I SAY BOO HOO.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I WOULD SAY YOU HOO TO YOU.

IF I HAD EIGHT LEGS INSTEAD OF TWO,
I WOULD HAVE A BREAK THROUGH.



If I Had Eight Legs Instead of Two
By: Student #27

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go up to people’s doors and say Boo!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have to go to the store to buy new shoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have to use extra shampoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to Sea World to see Shamu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would do kung fu.



If I had eight legs instead of two
By: Student #28

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could go to the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could eat eight cashews.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could do moves from kung fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I’d have a tattoo.



My Eight Amazing Legs
By: Student #29

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have to get eight tattoos!

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would sneak up on my dad and say peek –a- boo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would eat eight pieces of bamboo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have two babies to say gochygoo.



My 8 legs
By: Student #30

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will go to Peru.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will be true to yoU.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have eight cockatoos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go to eight zoos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could write more I love yous.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would wear blue.



The Eight Legs
By Student #31

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to wear eight shoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to make eight horeshoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to hold eight bottles of shampoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to eat eight pieces of cashews.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would be able to go through eight drive-thrus.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would have a barbecue.



My Spider Legs
By: Student #32

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could tie my shoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I can eat my shoe.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I can do kung-fu.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would go too the zoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would say I love you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would say boo-hoo.



8 legs
By: Student #33

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would play lots of kazoos.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I could make more goo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would buy more shoes.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I would run to the zoo.



The Eight Leg Person
By: Student #34

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will go boo-hoo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will say thank you.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will get the flu and say ah-coo.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will say is it true.

If I had eight legs instead of two,
I will go to the zoo.

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